Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace...
Sony Publishes Ad With Four-Breasted Woman, Everyone is Cranky About it [OPINION]
Who has two boobs and thinks four boobs are awesome? This chick! (Imagine, if you will, that I'm somehow pointing with my breasts.)
Not-So-Little Boy Blue — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Not-so-little Boy Blue
Location: The Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner factory
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2012 Gives Us 10 Good Reasons to Let a Beautiful Woman Walk Out On You
We know what you're thinking: Who in their right mind would ever let a babe like this walk away? And yet, some people do break up with stunners.
Here's our list of 10 reasons let a beautiful girl walk away with some photos from last night's 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to show that every breakup has it's backside upside.
Allie the Asphyxiator — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)
Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.
Occupation: Paperweight.
Leah Krystin — Zombie Babe of the Day
We gave our Babe of the Day, Leah Krystin a little Halloween makeover, what do you think? We'd let her eat our brains, any day.
10 WTF Samwich Questions
Let's hear it for the best part of lunch, and most other things: Samwiches!
10 Steps to a Great WTF Halloween Couple Costume
Have you secured a Halloween date yet? If so, allow us to let you in on a little secret: Babes love two-part costumes. Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy, Johnny and June; they think it's super romantic, or whatever. You know what else they love? Vintage things. Check out these tips from the (probably all dead by now) pros:
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat
Location: Hartford, CT
Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...
10 Hottest [Alleged] Political Mistresses in History
Politics got you down? As the election gets down to the wire, we are getting pretty worn out from all the smack talk, too. You know what isn't boring, though? Political sex scandal. Presented for your approval is our list of the 10 hottest political mistresses of all time, some confirmed and some alleged. Eit...
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.
Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet
Location: Newcastle, England
Occupation: Canine wet nurse.
Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation.
5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion...