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Harley Myles

15 Questions with Harley Myles

Hometown : Knoxville, Tennessee...At the foothills of the Smokey Mountains!!!  You gotta admit, my teeth are impressive for a real live hillbilly.

Birth Date : June 3rd, 1978

Sign : Yield


Marital Status : Happily married to Ashley since 2003


Kids : One beautiful little girl, born in 2006


Pets : Two vicious Weiner Dogs named Willie and Waylon


Favorite Artists and Albums : My tastes are pretty eclectic.  So I'm gonna leave that one alone.  It would take a lot of explaining.  Let's just say I love music.


First Concert Attended : David Allan Coe at "The Cotton Eyed Joe" in Knoxville.  I was fifteen, on house arrest, got in using my older cousin's I.D., and above all else...Went with my dad, on a school night!!!!  Thanks Dad!!!  Definitely not the kind of thing you ever forget.  I may have been to others before that, but I've blocked out a lot of my childhood, so who the hell knows??  The DAC show rocked.


Favorite Actors : Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton,  Jim Carrey, & Phillip Seymour Hoffman, if I had to pick only a few.


Favorite movies : Dumb & Dumber, Fight Club, American Beauty, The World According to Garp...This list could go on and on. The Secret and What the Bleep Do We Know?  are both highly inspirational movies I would recommend to anyone too.


Favorite TV Show : The 700 Club.  That Pat Robertson's a great actor!!!  Wait...You mean, he's being serious????


Favorite Books.Authors : Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson is cool.  Jack Handy is my favorite comedy writer.  And David Icke is my favorite controversial researcher and author.


Favorite Sports Team : I bleed Orange!!!!  Not burnt Orange though!!!  I'm a huge University of Tennessee Volunteers Football fan.  The real U.T. !!!   Honestly, huge is an understatement.  I'm one of these freaks that subscibe to recruiting magazines and websites, and pretend that it's college football season all year long.  I'm not proud.


Nick Name Growing Up : Bear.  Most people that I grew up with, still call me Bear.  I grunted a lot as a child, and my mom said I sounded like a bear.  Then as I staretd to play sports, the name stuck with my coaches and teammates, until eventually nobody even knew that wasn't my real name.  When I changed High Schools, I avoided letting anyone at the new high school know that's what people called me.  Since then, I've been called "White Chocolate", "Mandingo", or "Sir Harles".


People Would Be Shocked If They Knew : I'm a country songwriter.  Eventually, I want to make that my full-Time Career.  Good career, huh???  I'll spend my days waiting on the mail to deliver my royalty checks.  I could give up radio for that.  ALSO, I'm missing 1/2 of my middle finger on my left hand.  Words to the wise : Don't fall out of graces with a police trained German Shepherd, especially when you're seven years old and he outweighs you.  I'm lucky, I'm not missing my whole hand.  It makes for some great party tricks now, though.

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One Last Christmas Video to Make You Laugh

I had to do it. Pretty funn ystuff here. The people at www.funnyordie.com put together some of the funniest vids on the web. This video, starring Jim Carrey, Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes & More, is no exception. Check it out.

WARNING : FOUL LANGUAGE. Not suitable for work or children.

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Tebow Nation is Considering a Boycott
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Bill Maher vs. “Tebow Nation”

I admit that I'm a Tebow, "The Footballer", fan. Not a Tebow, as Christian Crusader, fan. However, it doesn't bother me at all that he wants to use his celebrity to promote his religious beliefs. Who gives a poot? I just like him because he set the NFL back 60 years or so. He plays leather helmet football.

On the flip side of that, it also doesn't bother me at all when someone makes a joke about his religious motives. It doesn't bother me when someone makes a joke about Jesus though either. But again, I'm just missing that "I am offended by that" gene.

So now there's the Tebow Nation getting all fired up over a tweet that Bill Maher, comedian and long-time host of "Real Time" on HBO, shot off into cyberspace. They're offended, I guess. Again, I don't get it. But whatever.

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Tebow May Host SNL

Peyton Manning did it. Tom Brady did it. THAT, my friend, is pretty elite company. SNL is reportedly set to ask tim tebow to host SNL. Sources say that he "can't" and "won't" til after the season, but likely will accept the offer.

For a guy that "will never be an NFL Quarterback", like tebow, he's sure doing well for himself. Have you seen the "controversial" Tebow Spoof that SNL did last week? If not, prepare for a laugh! Here's the vid.

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North Korea Should be Thankful For Justin Bieber

Technically, EVERYONE should be thankful for the wonderfully talented Justin Bieber. But especially North Korea. Watch this vid.

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grannies gone wild
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Hope You Didn’t just Eat!

They're old. Probably smell funny too. And they really have no business dancing and lip synching in, of all places, a Wal Mart. I can't quite wrap my brain around it yet. I'm trying though. If gyrating old ladies make you queasy...don't watch this video.

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Is that where you keep the Gravy?
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“Sometimes Better the Devil You Know, Than The Devil You Don’t”…Ya Know?

This could be a very bad thing for the rest of the world. It's the "Zerox" law of nature. A copy is never as good of quality as the original. A copy of that copy is even worse. And so on. This also applies to incest (for those in Kentucky) AND world leaders that get tehir gig because their daddy gave it to them.

At the very best, from the looks of him, he will provide enrtaining show fodder for late night comics.

The over fed D-Bag in the pic below is Kim Jong Un...the son, and heir apparent, of the now deceased Kim jong Il. Nobody knows much about him. Although his "temperament" is "in question" . Ever heard the phrase, "Sometimes better the devil you know, then the devil you don't" ??

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Ungrateful Turds
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Jimmy Kimmel Strikes Again

The last time Jimmy Kimmel did a segment like this, I was not convinced it was all real. Second time around...still not convinced. Regardless, it's really funny. The last kids quote, about what to tell Jimmy Kimmel, makes the whole video worth while.

If you didn't see round one of these vids, let me set it up for you. Jimmy Kimmel had parents pretend the yate all the kids halloween candy and caught their reactions on film. Same thing here, with bad Christmas presents. Just watch and enjoy!

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Ten “Most Fascinating People” of 2011

Kim Kardashian?  Really?  She's hot.  Like...too hot to be real.  Ironic that she's a "reality" star.  But is her life and personality fascinating?

I guess having the second most high profile wedding of the year, to an NBA

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Trampoline in the windstorm
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Scottish Guy Freaks About Wind Storm

Watch the vid. Living here in South Texas, how many of us have to stake down our trampolines and playground sets because of the gusting winds? Probably a lot of us.

I actually had a trampoline thrown by the wind not too long ao. In fact, in my old ass 1902 house, the wind blew so hard against a particular side of my house, the cabinets on my kitchen wall were all wide open when I woke up one Sunday morning. So the 100 mph winds in this video doesn't necessarily impress me. BUT...the hilarious Scottish accent does. Check it out.

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