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Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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‘There’s No Time to Explain’ Supercut, For When You’re In a Rush

Here's a video that might come in handy. It's a supercut of characters from movies and TV shows saying, "There's no time to explain!" If your explanation for a situation is going to take longer than one minute and seven seconds, just play this video instead

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Adele Plus Butter Dance Equals Your New Favorite Video

Taking the random tribal music out of a piece of performance art and replacing it with the song from the latest James Bond movie is one way to make an instant joke. This video is a piece of performance art by Melati Suryodarmo called "butterdance," but the song is 'Skyfall' by Adele. It's definitely more dramatic.

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Adorable Sea Lion and ‘Girl’s’ Allison Williams Are Now a Meme

Here it is, the latest craze in image macros. This picture of Allison Williams from 'Girls' with a sea lion popped up on Reddit yesterday, with the heading "Must be a crazy secret." Obviously, she is gorgeous and that sea lion is adorable as well. It wasn't long before somebody thought of a great seal pun. And the meme was born.

Here are a few of the best "Crazy Secret" memes just for you. Most of them are highly NSFW. You can find filthy seal pun memes here.

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Cat Power Sings Songs for Classroom, Melts Down

We really wouldn't expect moody singer/songwriter Cat Power (aka Chan Marshall) to have a sense of humor about her onstage meltdowns. You know, because she's always having meltdowns. But here she is in this Funny or Die video, freaking out on a bunch of second graders for trying to sing along to 'Old McDonald.'

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Mistletoe Prank Makes Everybody Make Out

Here's a little video to get you into the spirit of Christmas, if you're kind of trampy. Nate, Caitlin and Stuart set up shop on the campus of Brigham Young University to trick as many people as possible into kissing them by using a sprig of renegade mistletoe that drops down at a moment's notice. They are braver than we -- the whole time we watched this all we could think was "Herpes! Herpes! Herpes alert!"

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