Drew Weisholtz
Watch! Dirk Nowitzki Mangles Queen’s ‘We Are the Champions’ [VIDEO]
Dirk Nowitzki had best stick to basketball.
The Dallas Mavericks star, who won the Most Valuable Player Award while leading his team to the NBA championship, showed off some less-than-impressive skills when the city held a victory parade on Thursday.
Woman Sues After Suffering Burns from Bikini Top
If you’re thinking of getting a nice tan this summer, consider the tale of Robin Corrente first.
The 50-year-old Yaphank, New York woman is suing a bathing suit manufacturer, claiming she suffered third-degree burns after the underwire in the top portion of her bikini became overheated.
Man Sets House on Fire While Cleaning Foot Infection
Sure, your feet burn when you have athlete’s foot, but a Fort Walton, Florida man had a foot injury that caused much worse burning than that.
The unidentified man accidentally set his house on fire Wednesday while he cleaned an infection in his foot.
Husband Accused of Hitting Wife With Peanut Butter Sandwich
The situation a Florida married couple found itself in was stickier than the sandwich at the center of it all.
A 24-year-old woman told police her husband hit her in the face with a peanut butter sandwich while they fought over money.
Robber Forced to Buy Gum to Get Money in Cash Register [VIDEO]
It takes money to make money. That old adage applies even to those on the wrong side of the law.
A robber in Fort Lauderdale, Florida had to buy a pack of gum in order to get a cash register to open when he tried to hold up a discount store earlier this month.
New Bill Could Make It a Crime to Upload Lip-Synced Videos [VIDEO]
Sure, gas prices are high and people are hurting for jobs, but Congress wants to put a stop to an issue that’s tearing this country apart.
That’s right – a new bill would make it illegal for people to upload videos of them lip-syncing their favorite songs.
Man Fakes Brain Injury So Nurse Would Change Adult Diaper
Eric Carrier had better hope karma doesn’t come after him.
The 23-year-old Hooksett, New Hampshire man turned himself into police Tuesday after he pretended he had a brain injury so a nurse would change his adult diaper.
Minor League Baseball Team to Honor LeBron James’ Non-Existent NBA Title
LeBron James has been accused of not showing up in crunch time of the NBA Finals. He may want to consider not showing up in Peoria, Illinois on Thursday, as well.
The Peoria Chiefs, Class A affiliate of the Chicago Cubs, will hold a “LeBron James NBA Championship Replica Giveaway Night” on Thursday when they host the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers.
Boston Bruins Defeat Vancouver Canucks to Win Stanley Cup
So much for home ice advantage.
The Boston Bruins defeated the Vancouver Canucks, 4-0, on the Canucks’ home ice Wednesday night to win the Stanley Cup, the first time the franchise has claimed hockey’s holy grail since 1972.
Adult Brothers Arrested After Fighting Over Shampoo
Dandruff isn’t the biggest concern for the Pippert brothers.
Thirty-two-year-old Jonathan Pippert and is 27-year-old brother, Jared, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, were arrested last Sunday after they got into a fight over a bottle of shampoo.
What Fun-Loving Town Has Been Voted America’s Dirtiest City?
It seems as if New Orleans has a long way to go to clean up after Hurricane Katrina.
New Orleans, where Sunday mornings on Bourbon Street look like a giant frat house after a kegger, has been crowned with the dubious honor of America’s dirtiest city in a new survey.
Man Blames Motorcycle Crash on Boogeyman
Hey, these are tough times, so even the boogeyman, long known for his work scaring little kids, has had to take a second job.
A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle and is accused of being drunk at the time told police the boogeyman was responsible for the crash.