About Dave Fenix Hometown: Angleton, Texas (South of Houston) Birthday: August 19th Sign: Leo Marital Status: Married to Brandy since 2010 Kids: HA! Have you ever met me? I AM my own child! Pets: Not at the moment. Favorite Artists: That's like asking a fat kid what his favorite cake is. Far too many to list here but for starters Megadeth, Godsmack, STP, Saliva, Disturbed, Slipknot, Stonesour Favorite New CD: "Staind" - Staind Favorite All-Time CD: "No More Tears" - Ozzy Osbourne Favorite Song Lyric: “Speak the truth, or make your peace some other way" - Godsmack First Concert Attended: 8th Grade I attended Ozzy Osbourne live at The Summit in Houston, TX (Later changed to Compaq Center now Lakewood Church) Ozzy headlined with Alice in Chains and Motorhead opening up....it.....was.....AWESOME! Favorite Food: Mexican Favorite Beer: The cold kind Favorite Actor: Adam Sandler Favorite Movie: Once again, way too many to list. Favorite TV Show: Big Bang Theory, American Dad, Family Guy Favorite Sports Teams: Houston Astros, Miami Dolphins Favorite Website: I can't, under good conscious, say that here on the site ;) Nickname Growing Up: "Damn it, Dave" ...thank my parents for that one. People Would Be Shocked If They Knew: I was once detained in a Mexican jail in the border town of Laredo for being too drunk to walk back in the U.S.
Dave Fenix
Idiot Fan Runs Onto Field During Mariners Game
The dumbing down of America continues folks. At last night's St. Louis Cardinals/Seattle Mariners game at SafeCo Field in Seattle another one of America's brightest let their dim light shine.
It was in the top of the 5th inning when some idiot jumped down onto the field and wouldn't you know...
Idiots Fill Pool With 1500 Gallons of Coke, Destroy Expensive Drone. Murica
When people mention the "American Dream" I hardly think they're talking about this. Two idiots on YouTube (I'm not going to mention the channel) decided the American Dream for them was to fill a pool with 1500 gallons of Coca Cola, Mentos (which works better with Diet Coke geniuses) and 200 pounds of ice...
Fart Leads to Fight at Florida Bar
Florida...it's always Florida.
Police were called to a popular Key West bar.
According to a Key West police incident report, Sandra Stoner, 55, and her boyfriend, Richard McBride, 53, both of Naples, were drinking at the bar with friends when they got into an argument with another couple about a fart...
Street Dance Tomorrow Night
The 2016 Coors Light Street Dance Series continues this Thursday June, 16th in downtown Victoria. Taking the Coors Light Stage is No Chance Band! So come on out to DeLeon Plaza where you can enjoy some great food, ice cold beverages, and of course great musical entertainment...
3 Teens Arrested for Local Man’s Murder
In what seems to be an ever increasing and equally disturbing trend, another teen life was cut short by violence yesterday. This time, right here in our hometown.
18 year old Vonsell Ramirez had his life cut short Wednesday when police discovered him in the early morning hours on Booker Street with what proved to be a fatal wound to his neck...
Lowes Hires Man With Service Dog And Makes Special Vest Just for Her
A man in Regina, SK Canada was having a very tough time finding work due to the fact that he needs to be accompanied by a service dog. So Lowes (yes the home improvement store) decided to not only hire the guy and put him to work but they went one better and made a special custom vest for his service dog...
Axl Rose Demanding Google Remove Picture of “Fat Axl”
Oh Axl, you never cease to make a complete ass of yourself. It seems the Guns N Roses and AC/DC front man is just a little ticked off at an image of him that has been circulating the web for 6 years now.
Rose hired Web Sheriff and sent a letter to the good people at Google demanding the image of him be removed from the web citing that the person who put it there had no right to do so...
MMA Star and Backyard Brawler Kimbo Slice Passed Away at Age 42
Mixed martial artist Kevin Ferguson, better known to the world as Kimbo Slice, has died at the age of 42.
Slice was hospitalized on Monday for undisclosed reasons close to his home in South Florida. The world discovered Kimbo on the Internet thanks to his series of backyard fights that went viral in the mid 2000s...
Master of Sock Puppets Might be The Best Video You See Today
Thank God for people who have entirely too much time on their hands for if it wasn't for them, the workday would surely be a little more boring.
Not even Weird Al can touch this parody. A bunch of sock puppets thrashing out to Metallica's Master of Puppets...
Age Check. Kids React to VCR and VHS Tapes.
In the days of Netflix and Redbox, kids just don't know how easy they have it.
These kids will never know the struggle of having to return tapes to Blockbuster and especially the fines that come if you don't "be kind and rewind".
I'm sure you will all join me in sitting back and thinking "Geez, these kids have it easy"...
Texas High School Not Allowing Graduates to Wear Special Regalia
In the land of "everyone gets a participation trophy" it seems America, once again, is pandering to the lowest common denominator.
Students at Plano High School in Plano, TX are petitioning their school administration to have a change of heart...
Enormous Gator Spotted At Florida Golf Course (Video)
In what seems to be straight out of Jurassic Park, a pair of golfers in Palmetto Florida caught something on video that surely made my jaw drop the first time I saw it. An absolutely Goliath alligator can be seen leisurely strolling along on his way back to water...