Chris Illuminati
Links That Rock — Quick Hits From Around The Web
This week, the best from around the web has beer flavored ice cream, a Black Sabbath reunion and jokes about the rapture.
ScreenJunkies Presents 8 Idiotic TV Shows About Men
If you’ve paid any attention to the media over the past few decades (lord knows we’ve tried to avoid it) you probably noticed that they think every guy in the world is a drooling moron. The joke is on them because only about 76% of us are morons. The rest of us are simpletons.
Sports Pickle’s 11 Examples of Improper Exercising Technique
Telling a person to lift massive amounts of weight or to jog on a moving conveyor belt would be considered terrible ideas. Unless you explain the health benefits. Then they are all in! People are more than willing to do dumb things in the name of “exercise.”
John Travolta Denied Reservations at KFC
Celebrities expect to always be treated as such, even when eating among us commoners. For this reason, it’s only natural for John Travolta to turn eating at KFC into a spectacle by trying to reserve a table. Of course, he didn’t expect that request to be met with a “Cluck Off!” from a store employee.
Katie Featherston of ‘Paranormal Activity 3′ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Katie Featherston is best known for her role in the Paranormal Activity franchise. Katie is our crush of the day for being the eye candy in the original movie, distracting us from the fact it seemed real and pretty damn creepy.
Woman Shocked To Find She Has Testicles
A woman in Taiwan, visiting a gynecologist for the first time at the age of 34, was shocked to find out she has testicles.
‘Spider-Man’s’ New Weakness is a Broom
‘Spider-Man’s’ web sense wasn’t tingling, but his tummy was probably smarting, after getting poked in the gut during an attempted robbery. Alabama Live spins the web of a Spider-Man impostor’s failed attempt at knocking off a convenience store.
The Sexiest Ad For a Bank EVER [VIDEO]
We hate going to the bank. Long lines. Crappy lollipops. Unstealable pens. Perhaps we are just using the wrong bank. Perhaps we just live in the wrong country.
Emily Laser — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Emily Laser, a SuicideGirl who gets happy at the sight of drag queens, spends her free time painting and hates not being around her dog. Paint us ‘happy’ to see her.
Man Jailed For Attempting to Turn Poop Into Gold
A man from Northern Ireland is behind bars for attempting to turn his own feces into gold. His brilliant idea caused almost $5,000 worth of damage to his apartment when he tried to dry out his poop on a heater.
Tehmeena Afzal — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Tehmeena Afzal is cover model that’s been featured in King and Show magazines and has appeared in numerous music videos. In her high school days, she was named to All City and All State teams in softball and won Female Athlete of the Year. Tehmeena is our crush for being both beautiful and ridiculously athletic.
Rhiannon Fish — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Rhiannon Fish is an Australian actress who first appeared on television at the age of 11 in the Australian show ‘Neighbours.’ She later starred as in the Disney Channel show ‘As the Bell Rings’ and currently plays April Scott on show ‘Home and Away.’
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