Chris Illuminati
7 Creepy Yet Tasty Cocktails for Any Halloween Party
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This Halloween, it's time to put as much thought into your beverage consumption as you do your costume selection. Judging from your costume, you didn't put ANY thought into it so let's just concentrate on the drinks. The typica
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Man Wakes Up to Pants on Fire
Usually it’s lying that set a pair of pants on fire. This time it was just a little cat nap.
Wisconsin Wants People To Have Booze With Their Breakfast Cheese
Consider this the legalization of “kegs and eggs.” The Wisconsin Assembly is scheduled to vote on a bill that would allow beer and liquor sales to begin at 6 a.m. The current law prohibits the sale of liquor before 8 a.m.
Rachelle Leah — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rachelle Leah began her modeling career for the Ford Motor Company and made appearances on shows such as ‘The View,’ ‘Carson Daly,’ and the ‘Nick And Jessica Variety Show.’ At the age of 19, her photo was seen on a boxing website by officials at the UFC and she was hired to work as an Octagon Girl.
Tarion — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.
Roxanne Pallett — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Roxanne Pallett is a British actress most known for her role on ITV soap opera ‘Emmerdale’ where she played Jo Sugden. Roxanne made her big screen US acting debut in ‘Lake Placid 3‘ which is actually a real movie and not something made up just to get Roxanne in a bikini.
Aryka Lynne — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Aryka Lynne is the Playboy September 2011 Coed of the Month and a student at Indiana University. What does she love to do most when not hitting the books? Foam. Lots of foam.
Alicia Banit of ‘Dance Academy’ is the Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Alicia Banit is an Australian actress and dancer best for her role as Kat in the ABC television series ‘Dance Academy.’ She played Kaitlyn in the HBO comedy ‘Summer Heights High’ and appeared in the Showtime series ‘Tangle.’
7 Assumptions Beer Commercials Make About The Average Guy
Beer manufacturers know nothing about their customers. Perhaps ad agencies are to blame. Whoever makes the decisions on beer commercials must be drunk. Not the fun kind of drunk, the “do dumb things that seem smart” kind of drunk that often lead to bad decisions like drunk driving or engagements.
Guy Gets Slapped by a Forklift [VIDEO]
You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.
Women Smoking Cigars is the Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Anything a man can do, a woman can do better. Especially if it’s looking sexy while smoking a cigar. Perhaps one of the manliest of acts, the cigar looks just as good in the hands of these women. Smoke if you’ve got ‘em.
Yankee — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with a ton of tattoos and can’t live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.