Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Gallows [PICTURES]
Meet Gallows, a SuicideGirl who considers herself a “bleeding-heart Liberal,” enjoys eating late with friends and loves the smell of honeysuckle.
Brooke Banx — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Brooke Banx is a Texas born blonde bombshell that has appeared on countless websites and in magazines including FHM, Status and on the front cover of America Curves magazine.
Women Chopping Wood — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
There is nothing sexier than a woman that can swing an axe and split some lumber.
Candice Crawford — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candice Crawford is a model and former beauty pageant contestant that won the Miss Missouri USA competition in 2008 and placed in the top ten in the Miss USA pageant.
Jessica-Jane Clement — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica-Jane Clement is an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who has appeared on several UK television shows and in magazines like Loaded and Nuts.
Summer Altice — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
In 1995, Summer Altice won YM magazine’s cover girl contest and she has been working the camera ever since. She is a former Playboy Playmate, an actress and a professional DJ.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Patton [PICTURES]
Meet Patton, a SuicideGirl who loves Jason Vorhees, gets hot over nerds and actually had a fan show her a tattoo of her face on his back.
2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was last night. We’ve got the pictures. We’ve got all the pictures.
Candice Swanepoel — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candice Swanepoel is a South African model that has graced the cover of Vogue, ELLE and Ocean Drive and in advertisements for Nike, Guess? and Diesel. This year, Swanepoel debuted at No. 10 on the ‘Forbes’ The World’s Top-Earning Models’ list, with estimated earnings of $3 million per year.
Photos of Women Kissing Trophies Fascinate Us — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
It’s fun to watch women playing sports but the best part is at the end of competition when the camera pans in very close to give everyone a good look at the ladies.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Vice [PICTURES]
Meet Vice, a SuicideGirl who just realized she lost her virginity, is a total stoner and hates strawberry milk. Let’s hope she finds her virginity soon. It’s always the last place you leave it.
Mikaela James — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Lithuanian-born Mikaela James says her best asset is her personality.