Chris Illuminati
Coaches Screaming Like Little Girls — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
A professional coach has two very important jobs during the game — to motivate men and to get other people (mainly officials) to see his point of view. It’s incredibly difficult to do either of those things when you’re jumping around, screaming and carrying on like a little girl that just got tossed out of an ‘American Girl Doll’ store.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Boom [PICTURES]
Meet Boom, a SuicideGirl who loves flaunting her gaming stats instead of her physical stats, got her first tattoo at 14 and is proud to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
Ivanka Trump — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul and now debate moderator Donald Trump, got a lot from her father — a pretty good business sense and the ability to build herself into a brand. Thankfully, she didn’t get her looks or the proclivity for being a wind-bag from ‘the Donald.’ We’ll refrain from stating the obvious and going for the cheap laugh by making jokes about his hairpiece. It’s just to
Britney Spears Celebrates Her 30th Birthday — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Britney Spears turned 30 last week and it was a very uneventful birthday — she went ice skating with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. It seems like the crazy, umbrella swinging Britney is indeed long gone.
Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleader Melissa Rae Kellerman — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
People feel terrible when they aren’t appreciated at work. Imagine how Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Rae Kellerman felt after she was not only trampled by Cowboys Tight End Jason Witten during the team’s nationally televised Thanksgiving day game but then was forced by team officials to shut down her Twitter account after joking about the incident. Melissa Ra
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SuicideGirl of the Week — Mendacia [PICTURES]
Meet Mendacia, a SuicideGirl from Italy that loves kisses on her neck, pro-weed movies and hates Mondays.
Caroline Wozniacki – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Caroline Wozniacki is a Danish professional tennis player and is currently the number one ranked player in the world.
Young Women Wearing ‘Old Lady’ Glasses — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Fashion is cyclical. Old lady glasses never really went out of style though, especially with, well old ladies. It seems more young women are choosing to wear specs that look like they were found in Grandma’s desk drawer next to her original pay stubs and Werther’s Originals.
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Jaime Edmondson in College Football Gear — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
In 1957, Playboy magazine started the Playboy Pigskin Preview, an annual feature that predicts the best teams and players for each coming college football season.
The Classic Italian Beauty of Sophia Loren — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Sophia Loren is an Italian beauty and the first actress to win an Academy Award for a non-English speaking movie role.
‘Self Pop Tart’ Photos Are the ‘Hot’ New Thing [PICTURES]
The worst thing about self-photos of a hot girl is the dang cell phone taking up half the shot. Nothing takes away from her hottest than a bedazzled phone case, or worse, a massive iPad blocking half her body.
Karina Smirnoff — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Karina Smirnoff, professional ballroom dancer and thirteen time participant on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ is our crush today for finally getting off the snide and winning the mirror ball trophy this season with her partner J.R. Martinez.