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Comedian Greg Barris Thinks Tom Selleck is a ‘Baby Saving, Mustachioed Saint’ [INTERVIEW]

Greg Barris is a staple in New York’s downtown stand-up scene. He’s the creator of Heart Of Darkness — a psychedelic showcase of comedy, live music and science. Yes, science.

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Kate Upton is the Only Reason to See ‘The Three Stooges’ Movie

Kate Upton is in ‘The Three Stooges’ movie and we only know that because we’ve watched the commercial more than we’ve actually watched the original Three Stooges films. Overkill? As Curly put it… “SOYTENLY!”

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Jeanette Reid — Babe of the Day

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

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Alice Goodwin — Babe of the Day

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.

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Chloe Miranda — Playboy Girl of the Week

Chloe Miranda, a first time model for Playboy resides in Orange County, California.

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Satelina — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Satelina, a SuicideGirl that gets hot over everything. That’s pretty hot.

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How to Avoid Being Proposed to on ‘Leap Day’

Leap Day, February 29th, only comes around every four years — like the Olympics or a healthy bowel movement. It’s really just another day on the calendar, but of course, there is some ridiculous tradition attached to the day.

Category: Editorial, Humor
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Lauren Waugh — Babe of the Day

Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.

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‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Random Women ‘Have You Ever Flashed Someone?’

Women showing their breasts for plastic beads at Mardi Gras isn’t anything new. Flashing is as much a part of the celebration as…well…we aren’t sure what the hell else is involved in Mardi Gras so we’ll just stop while we are ahead.

We bet, right now, you know of

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Yufi — Babe of the Day

Yufi is a 22-year-old model from San Diego, California. She is originally from Tokyo, Japan.

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The Most Important Vote You’ll Cast Today — What’s The Best Part of Chex Mix?

(The following is in no way an ad for Chex Mix. It’s just a guy, gorging on the stuff, asking an honest question. While wearing a condom on his head.)

So, I’m sitting at my desk, eating from a giant trough of Chex Mix left over from the Super Bowl, and I pop one of those bagel chippy things into my mouth and say aloud “oh I love those, they are my favorite.” I follow it up with a Chex and I go “oh I love thos

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People That Drink Decaf Can’t Be Trusted

There is a box of decaffeinated K-cups in the office kitchen. Oh, yeah, look at us showing off. We own a Kuerig. Humble brag or just mentioning it in relation to this rant? You decide. I’ll await your decision while sipping this delicious Sumatra Blend that took .5 second