Cameron Simcik
Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
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Guy Fights Real-Life Darth Vader, Mrs. Vader Gets Punched Instead
Changing our name to something completely badass is one of those fantasies us guys have, but we never follow through with it. Why? The women in our lives would kill us.
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10 Dogs Dressed as ‘Star Wars’ Characters
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15 Cats That Hate Halloween
Few things are better than dressing up our pets. How can you resist a Michael Jackson puppy or an Avengers pug? Costumed pets are probably the best part of Halloween. But just because we love it doesn't mean they do. Especially cats. Who knew these little guys were such Halloween-haters? Check out these 15 cats hating on Halloween
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Buy an Engagement Ring, Get a Complimentary Rifle
The thought of committing ourselves to one lady for the rest of our lives makes us break out in a cold sweat while nervously scratching our junk. The scratching is probably something else though.
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Animal Feces Found on NFL Football Players’ Mouthguards
When it comes to putting things in our mouth, we don't get grossed out by a lot of stuff. Unless our ladies are a little funky downtown, then that's straight up gross. But other than that, we'll kick back with an ice cold bull testicle beer or down a cup of cat poop coffee with no problem.
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Guy Dunks Head into Bucket of Urine for $450
If you know how to work the system, you can become a rich man pretty easily these days. Want a free iPhone? Just show off that teeny weeny of yours on a Danish porn site. What about an overpriced reptile? Down a few dozen roaches, avoid death, and BAM-- that $850 snake is yours. But for most of us, the whole “working the system” thing isn’t in the cards, because we’re dumb.
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Amazing Dog Saves Baby’s Life
Dogs really are man's best friends. They’re adorable and they look out for us humans when things go awry. Recently we’ve met the German Shepherd who found a missing doctor, a Chihuahua who sniffed out two lost girls, and now, the rescue dog who saved a baby’s life.
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Danish Porn Site Hosts Smallest Penis Contest
We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.
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10 Easy Ways to Make Candy Corn Awesome
There’s one single treat in the history of all candy deliciousness that makes us feel so torn. Candy corn -- we hate to love it and love to hate it. How is it possible it can taste so bad, yet be so irresistible? It’s a Halloween trick AND treat. (See what we did there?)
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Returning Soldiers Have Huge Pillow Fight
Military homecomings are the ultimate heartwarming tearjerkers. Remember the surprise visit at a recent football game or the adorable dog welcoming home his soldier owner? We’re tearing up all over again! But don’t let the waterworks flow just yet -- we’re here to bring you a funny behind-the-scenes look at these guys.
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Wise Sister Gives Two-Year-Old Brother Adorable Lecture
It’s rough being a two-year-old these days. Mom and dad don’t understand half the stuff that goes down at the playground, so it’s the duty of siblings to offer advice, keep them in check and give a little tough love.
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Get Ready for Halloween With ‘Smush Faced Dogs in Costumes’
With Halloween just a few weeks away and our obsession with dressed-up animals still going strong, we have been led into the most wonderful of all Tumblr lands with our latest discovery.